- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.