How did the blond die? Substance abuse

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Your mother

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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