- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Nobody cares.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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