Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Teen pregnancy

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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