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8=D

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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