Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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dislike this...please.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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hot diggity dog

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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