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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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