- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

wanna hear a joke. i do to

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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