what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Nobody cares.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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