ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Josh kissing a girl

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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