josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Penis-Pump

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

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