- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

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