It's your mother, open the door.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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