Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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