- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

cory is gay

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

I like to eat people

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Your Mom

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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