Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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