What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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I'm taken

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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