Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

k

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

K

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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