Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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