What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Matty B

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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