- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

how did little johnny die? i killed him

What's up? A direction...

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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