Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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cory is gay

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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I like to eat people

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Your Mom

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What is worse

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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No it isn't.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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