- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

whats long and black? a baton

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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