Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

whats long and black? a baton

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Chuck Norris.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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