I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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