Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What time is it? 10:58

weiner? balls

whats long and black? a baton

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Chuck Norris.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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