- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Ham sandwich

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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