So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

womens rights

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Your mother

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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