How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Ancient Greeks rights

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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