I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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weiner? balls

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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whats long and black? a baton

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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What time is it? 10:58

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Chuck Norris.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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