A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Period Blood

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Is this a chair?

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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