- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Chuck Norris died.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Teen pregnancy

Can I touch it?

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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