like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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hot diggity dog

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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My butt!!!!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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