- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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