If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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a black father

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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antijokes

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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