- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

guess what? chicken butt.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

women's rights.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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