Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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rape that shit

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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i love antijokes

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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