- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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