Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Knock Knock Come in

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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