How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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you will now laugh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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