2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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women

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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