Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

women's rights.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Jared Gough is a slut

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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