123 Main street

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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guess what what? nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Anti Joke

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