Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Anti Joke

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