- Anti Joke

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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