Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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ha.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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hot diggity dog

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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