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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Ryan Chang is funny.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

How do magnets work?

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

i eat poop

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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