One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Nah

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Anti Joke

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