Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

whats long and black? a baton

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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