Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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weiner? balls

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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a black father

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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