- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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