What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Anti jokes.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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