What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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YOLO

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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cory is gay

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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poop

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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