What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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A black goes to college

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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toast points

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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boobs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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