Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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