Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Ham sandwich

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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My butt!!!!

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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