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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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