- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Chuck Norris died.

That's Racist

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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