A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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