why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

I only like NY as a friend.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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kiss me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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