What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Rock mattress.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Anti Joke

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