Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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