It says so on your cap.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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hi. thats what she said.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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This is my joke. funny

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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