Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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