Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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This is my joke. funny

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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ha.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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what's red and blue? your heart

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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