knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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